mittens BLOCKED

How come your mittens look so even - cause much like lace - I block the snot out of it! So this is a picture of the new mitten I've been working on and that very odd looking paddle well that's how I block.

About 13 years ago the hubby took a basket of my mittens into the office. He figured in Minnesota on a 20 degree below zero morning - someone might want to buy a pair. We put a price of $23 a pair for all wool mittens like the ones above was fair. He said people put stuff out in the lunch room and then if it sold great and if it didn't then the stuff came home on Friday. So my snowman of a hubby loaded up the truck and off he went to work - I told him there was no way anyone would buy them - they were too expensive - and lets face facts - Minnesota/Wisconsin is home to some of the best knitters I've ever had the pleasure to meet! I got a call at 8:10 am - after a little small talk - yup the eagles are flying over the frozen Mississippi - yes the road into Winona was a little slick - yup the school bus made it up the ridge today - sold all 12 pairs of the mittens they want to know if you take custom orders - and Jimmy has something for you.... Wait go back to the part where you sold my stuff - quit joking - you've only been at the office for a couple of hours!

He came home that night with an envelope full of cash and checks - short by $7 cause he'd gone out to lunch to the GreenMill - he mumbled something about being an "Artist's Rep". Anyway - the best part was sitting in an interoffice memo envelope - there sat two pieces of wood -- you got it - a mitten blocker complete with thumbs for a size medium woman's mitten - I couldn't believe my luck! I could now block a mitten in less than a minute! Then Jimmy's note said that his mom used to use them and if I wanted he could whip me out some more - how about a dozen! Be still my heart! Now I can do 6 pairs of mittens at a time! Well they're still working great - I must admit to having gifted 3 pairs to some very good friends (see I do share sometimes). And they still make stranded mittens look amazing! Thanks hubby for having such great friends like Jimmy! Oh and Jimmy asked for a pair of woman's small mittens for his wife as payment - man did I make out on that one!

Ya Can't Make this S#$% Up!

It's a beautiful fall Sunday morning - the sun is shining - there's a crisp breeze - and it's hockey season. So I load up the hardly stinky gear in the mini van - load up my knitting bag with yarn for preemie caps - load up the overly large beastie and head off to practice at the IceZone - which is in The Mills Mall! That's about 40 minutes from my house.

Pull into the parking lot - off load the beastie and the gear. Look at the mall - look at the weather decide to sit in the van in the parking lot and enjoy the sun and air rather than what goes on at high school hockey practice - can you really blame me?

So there I sat - peaceful - like not even the radio on. A 50 something, graying, chubby woman - knitting preemie caps for St. John's and a friend's grandchild. But no good deed goes unpunished - a mall security jeep pulls up and asks me if everything is alright. Of course - well he informs me that I need to either enter the mall or leave the mall grounds. Failure to do so means I will be sited for loitering. Stop laughing - it took me a minute to realize he was serious. I prefer sunshine to hockey stink so I decided to wait for the beastie over in the Steak and Shake parking lot - and the jeep followed me until I left the mall grounds.

10 minutes later the beastie called me to pick him up - which upon telling him my tale - burst out "Oh My God I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes and you're busted by the cops. You'd think that by the time you're 50 you could show some sort of maturity and be by yourself at the mall. What are my friends going to say when you're convicted of a misdemeanor? Wait until your husband gets home - you are in soooo much trouble!" That conversation lasted for almost the whole way home - it's a long 40 minutes to the house when there's a snot nosed teen who knows everything sitting next to you!

Zoom forward a day - I try to get a hold of mall security - they've got an email address but that's it - so after sending in my inquiry I get back a note saying that it is undeliverable - it's their site that I emailed from!!!

Oh well I have 2 weeks to decide how I'm going to handle the next Sunday Practice - but I will guarantee I will not be spending a single dollar at The Mills Mall in Hazelwood Missouri!!!! Oh by the way this is the legal definition that I found...

loiter v. to linger or hang around in a public place or business where one has no particular or legal purpose. In many states, cities, and towns there are statutes or ordinances against loitering by which the police can arrest someone who refuses to "move along." There is a question as to whether such laws are constitutional. However, there is often another criminal statute or ordinance which can be applied specifically to control aggressive begging, soliciting prostitution, drug dealing, blocking entries to stores, public drunkenness, or being a public nuisance.

So when you've stopped laughing - and wondering about my side businesses - you might enjoy this FREE Preemie Cap pattern - it's called the "Knit Baby Hat" by Bernat Design Studio. I made it in the round - so subtract 2 stitches when casting on and you can figure it out from there. I used Red Heart Ltd. Soft Baby Twinkles which I got from Smiley's Internet Yarn Riot. I managed to get 4 of the preemie sized caps and 2 of the 12 month size caps out of one ball - which was on sale for $2.99!